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Director M. Night Shyamalan; Genre Family; Country USA; ; Cast Dev Patel; synopsis Follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom

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Verdict: 0/5. I would like a full refund for that 15.75 I wasted seeing it in 3D. Twas a very depressing evening.
First off, ENOUGH WITH THE CONVERTED 3D. Or, at least, if you're gonna convert it to 3D, PUT SOME FECKING THOUGHT INTO IT. Look at the CG animated movies, they're clearly converted and yet they are stunning. This movie was NOT 3D. It's just blurry image which requires a pair of tinted glasses to unblur the image, and there's NO depth to the picture. It took 3 minutes to get a headache and every 10 minutes I had to remove the glasses. There was no real depth or anything, it just looked like 2D but with a pair of shades on. Weak.
OK that aside. The movie is bad from the start. From the dull and lifeless blast of orchestral music over the logos to the gimmicky flashy red-tinted shots of the four element benders bending the elements, and then to top it all off, the opening expository crawl and its evil twin, Obnoxious Patronizing Narrator join in on ruining any suspense about to come. Joy. The acting is. well, AWFUL. Dev Patel's performance consisted of basically SHOUTING and over-emphasizing every word, reminding me of John Travolta in Battlefield Earth. His British accent kept slipping too, and his facial expressions looked like he was reacting to someone holding a catbox under his nose. The two leads were laughably bad. I kept laughing at their wooden acting, in fact their acting was so wooden that I was expecting someone to carve a rocking chair out of them. Aang looked and sounded like he was reading the lines off of a teleprompter.
The sets, aside from the gorgeous Water region, were all grungy and depressing to look at. Not that every movie has to look like Pandora from JC's Avatar, but honestly, with the big budget and all you'd think they'd have put some thought into it.
The dialogue is the perfect example of how NOT to write dialogue. My favorite lines: Is there a spiritual place where I can meditate. There is a very spiritual place. The city was built around it, ya know. I'm scared. Please don't make me more scared. I'm not kidding, I burst out laughing at that line) Let's spar! I don't think we've sparred in quite a while. My father WILL take me back someday and you will bow down to me." And pretty much every line mentioning "Pretty girls. Seriously, does Night actually think people talk like that. The plot I won't waste much time on because there's so many holes and misconceptions. I haven't seen much of the original show so I can't say much about what they got right, but come on, it's full of holes. For example, Aang is THE LAST AIRBENDER, as the title suggests. I mean come on, while the water benders can only go so much as to attack people and they've been doing it for years, he's SOOOOOO SPECIAL that he can basically create a tsunami as does at the end. I gotta say I laughed pretty hard at that.
The action scenes were pale copies of copies of copies of copies, and were very badly done. I swear the "Burly brawl" was a carbon copy of the prison fight scene in Watchmen! Even the music sounded similar. The scene near the end with all the zoom in/slow mo of Aang owning people made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. Way to rip off Zack Snyder, and it's also no coincidence that the Legend of the Guardians trailer showed too.
In short, this movie was awful and quite possibly the worst I've seen this year, and I HAVE seen Robin Hood. That said the script for RH read like it was written by a monkey going crazy with a word fridge magnet set. But boy this was worse.

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